Hey Freaks! We find ourselves at the end of another week. Fear not because DV will be back this weekend... Read More
Hey Freaks! It was a super slow news day and I was only able to scrape up two items. So,... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's Monday and I'm back to help get you through your shitty work-week. Funny I said "shit", because... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy today's show! What else can I say? Wet shit. How about that? Don't forget to E-mail me... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's been a crazy few days! I'm so glad to be back, spreading the distortion for all you... Read More
Hey Freaks! We find ourselves at the end of the week! Fear not, we'll be back on Monday to do... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with more Distorted Views for you! Enjoy the madness. Again, sorry about the fuck-up on yesterday's show.... Read More
Hey Freaks! We're back with a brand new DV! Woohoo. What better way to start the week than with a... Read More
Hey Freaks! This is it! End of the week! Enjoy the show and we'll be back on Monday (most likely)... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back here for the Wednesday edition of DV. By the way, if you run across funny news stories,... Read More
Hey Freaks, Hope you enjoyed the Best-Of shows we played on the weekend, but we're back now with new shows!... Read More
Hey Freaks! Hope you're having a great weekend! As promised, here is the first Best-Of show for the weekend. Today's... Read More
Hey Freaks! All aboard the crazy train! We're rolling through the week, and the news stories keep getting stranger. Enjoy... Read More
Hey Freaks! Tuesday's are always a little sexier here on DV, and this week is no different! Along with twisted... Read More
Hey Freaks, On Friday I received an E-mail congratulating me on Distorted View's nomination as "Best Comedy Podcast" for the... Read More
Hey Freaks! It was kind of a slow news day, so I apologize if the stories aren't up to the... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with another dose of Distorted Views for you! Plus, if you grew up in the 80's, you'll... Read More
Hey Freaks! Yes, it's the end of another week. Which means you'll have to go two days without stories of... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back with the Wednesday show! I'm surprised I was able to pull the program together, as I... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's the 4th of July! Enjoy your day and we'll be back tomorrow with brand new episodes! Here's... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's the end of the month, and we kick June to the curb with a fantastic episode of... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's Tuesday, and that's when things get a little sexier here on Distorted View! That's right, it's Sextastic... Read More
Hey Freaks! I've got a jam packed show for you today. Unfortunately, we've lost a loved member of the DV... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with another fantastic edition of Distorted View! Enjoy the program, and don't forget to E-mail me with... Read More
Hey Freaks! Thanks for joining me back here to start a whole new week of Distorted View's! Oh, and enjoy... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with the Thursday show, where I reveal the winning bumper sticker design! In a few weeks they... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's time for a Best-Of show! I don't want to hear your bitching. I'll be back on Wednesday... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy Friday's show and have a great weekend! We'll be back on Monday to start a whole new... Read More
Hey Freaks! Another day, another dose of DV with your resident Media Darling. In addition to the news, I announce... Read More
Hey Freaks! Glad to have you back for a brand new week of DV's! You're really going to enjoy the... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with the Thursday show. Sure, it's a little rough, but it's better than nothing....right? I pepper the... Read More
Hey Freaks! Hope you all had a great Memorial day! If you haven't listened to our 1-Hour Special I posted... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday show, and don't forget to check back this weekend for our special one hour program... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back with more crazy news for you! Enjoy the program and don't forget to E-mail me with... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back to start a whole new week of distorted views with you! In addition to the crazy... Read More
Hey Freaks! Wow! Tons of crazy shit on today's show! We even try a brand new feature on today's podcast... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's Tuesday and you know what that means! Sextastic Tuesday! My porno story stash is running dry, so... Read More
Hey Freaks! We made it to the end of another week! We've got a fantastic show for you today, full... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back with a fantastic new show for you! Great fucked up stories, plus me talking about poop!... Read More
Hey Freak Deakies! I'm back with a whole new week of Distorted View's for you! I'm super tired, so here's... Read More
Hey Freaks! In addition to the crazy news stories today, I crown one moron Distortd View's Mother of the Week,... Read More
Hey Freaks! On today's show: Sextastic Tuesday! I have to warn you about this one, though. We've taken the bit... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with a brand new show to end the week! In addition to the crazy news stories, I'm... Read More
Hey Freaks! Lots of fun stuff on this episode. Hope you enjoy it! On Today's Show: - 50 Maggots in... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back to start an all new week of shows with you! In addition to the usual lot... Read More
Hey Freaks! Thanks for all the great E-mails and feedback coming in! I love you freaks! Remember, if you run... Read More
Hey Freaks! We're back with one of the craziest shows in a long time. Today's show clocks in at almost... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday podcast and we'll see you back on Monday to start a whole new week. If... Read More
Hey Freaks! We're back with another new show! Today I spill the beans about a new podcasting project I'm working... Read More
Hey Freaks! We're back with a new week of shows, and we're kicking it off with a brand new website!... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program today! Oh, if anyone is really good with flash and HTML, let me know. I... Read More
Hey Freaks, Today you'll see how juvenile my humor really is. Hope you like tit jokes and female masturbation! On... Read More
Hey guys! Hope you enjoyed my silly attempt at an April Fools Day joke. Some of you have asked how... Read More
Hey Freaks! We've got a doozy of a show for you today featuring news of the weird, me singing my... Read More
Hey Freaks, I'm back finally! Enjoy the show! - Divorcing your husband cuz he won't STICK IT IN! - REAL... Read More
Hey guys, I think I'm going to die. Enjoy this best of show... Read More
Hey Freaks! We're back with a new show! Rawk! On Today's Show - Rat Feces! - Growing a dick on... Read More
Hey Freaks! Hope you had a great weekend! We're back with a whole new week of Distorted Views for you!... Read More
Hey Freaks, We're doing a best-of show today because I am tired, man! Hope you enjoy this podcast that originally... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back for the Tuesday show, and with it comes a brand new handful of crazy, twisted, bizarre, true... Read More
Hey freaks! I had a blast this week and I hope you did, too. We end the week right with... Read More
Hey freaks! We're back today with more bizarre, twisted news for you! Plus, a rare retraction, a stale kaiser roll... Read More
Hey freaks! Hope you had a great weekend! I've been busy with DV. I updated the photo page with some... Read More
Hey Freaks! More twisted news from the pits of hell for ya! On Today's Show: - A stinky Iranian man!... Read More
Hey freaks! I think I found one of the strangest news stories in quite awhile. You don't want to miss... Read More
We made it through another week together! I've saved some of the best (read: craziest) news stories for last! On... Read More
Hey Freaks! It was a slow news day, but I think I found a few good ones for you. Now... Read More
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I guess my ISP has had enough of the massive video and mp3 files, as I discovered all of the... Read More
It's the big Friday show! Ok, it's not much different from the other shows during the week. At any rate,... Read More
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Hey freaks, I'm extending my weekend and taking today off. I'm a lazy bastard, I know. Today we've got a... Read More
It's Thursday and we have another jammed-packed episode full of freaks and weirdos! If you enjoy the show, don't forget... Read More
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Hey freaks! Thanks for checking out the podcast! It's a good one today, and that's a Tim Henson Promise(tm). The... Read More
Hey Freaks! Website update: I guess on some computers the page looks like crap, while on others it looks pretty... Read More
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Heya Freaks! It's Monday. I know, I know, it sucks. Most likely it's the start of the work or school... Read More
Hey Freaks, Back with yet another dose of daily distortion for you! Enjoy the madness! Coming up on today's show:... Read More
Hey! It's the first "real" new show of the New Year! Let's keep rocking with the craptastic news! On Today's... Read More
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It's Christmas Eve-Eve-Eve! And with that, a new-old episode of Distorted View for you! On todays show: The Queefton School... Read More
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This is another Best-Of Show as I continue to work out the kinks on this audio blogging/podcasting stuff. Get to... Read More
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Hey Freaks! We're back with another DV, and this one is a long one! Those fucking Sextastic Tuesday's stories always... Read More
Hey Freaks! We've got a huge Friday show for you! In addition to the crazy news stories, I also announce... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's hump day! Join me on yet another journey into the bizarre underbelly of daily news! Plus: weird... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's time for a best of show. Look at the timestamp here. It's 6:04AM and I still havent... Read More
Hey Freaks! Holy crap! I'm so tired! Sorry if I'm out of it on today's podcast. It was a long... Read More
Hey Freaks, I'm sorry, but there was a fuck up earlier and for some reason, the August 1st, 2005 show... Read More
Hey Freaks, It's my Birthday today, and I'm taking the day off. Fear not, I've got a best-of show for... Read More
Hey Freaks! Phew! Late night, and I'm pooped. Enjoy the show today! Along with the fucked up stories, we are... Read More
Hey Freaks! On today's edition of Sextastic Tuesday: Teletubby erotic fan fiction. I shit you not. Enjoy the twsited madness!... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with another Best of Show for our Listener Appreciation Best-Of Weekend Celebration! Enjoy this show that originally... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy this end-of-the-week podcast! This weekend we'll be playing a few Best-Of Shows! That's right! Come back here... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the stupidity of today's program! If you run across any disturbing/twisted stories in the news, Email them... Read More
Hey Freaks! We're back starting a new week of Distorted View's! Quite frankly, I think we've got some of the... Read More
Hey Freaks! Friday's here and we have a jam packed show to end the week. Enjoy your weekend, and rest... Read More
Hey Freaks, Back with your Wednesday edition of Distorted View! Remember: If you run across a crazy news story, bizarre... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm back with another weeks worth of audiophonic stupidity to share with you. Enjoy the podcast and check... Read More
Hey Freaks! I'm still a sick little monkey, but here's a brand new show for you anyways, cuz I love... Read More
Hey Freaks! We're back from vacation in big, big way! In addition to the strange, bizarre news you crave, we've... Read More
Hey Freaks! We're ending the week right with some fucked up shit! Remember: it's a new month, and I'd really... Read More
Hey Freaks! We're back with another dose of vulgarity and cynicism for you! If you have funny or bizzare news... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's a brand new week, and I'm here to help you get through it with a bunch of... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the insanity of today's program! If you're new to DV, prepare yourself for bad language, potentially offensive... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's Tuesday, and thats when things get a little sexier/creepier here on Distorted View Daily. That's right, a... Read More
Hey Freaks! Wow, a super late show today. It's 4:00am and I'm just getting around to posting this. So..tired... On... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back with a brand new episode, and holy mother of God is it a doozey. This program is... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's the start of the work week, which blows, but on the bright side, I'm right by your... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back here with another DV podcast for you to feast upon! Also, check out a nice, positive article... Read More
Hey Freaks! Tuesday's here and it's going to be Sextastic! What's hotter than tranny porn!? Don't answer that. In addition... Read More
Hey Freaks! We find ourselves at the end of the week! Have a fantastic, fun weekend and make sure to... Read More
Hey Freaks! Welcome to June! We're back with a brand new episode that answers the question: where is that blood... Read More
Hey Freaks! Here it is: the hour-long special in celebration of Distorted View's 100th episode! Thanks for making the show... Read More
Hey Freaks! What a show today! If you are easily offended, fast forward through the first few minutes. A big... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's officially our 100th show! Very exciting, right? I celebrate this milestone by reading strange news stories...which I... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's Friday, which means we've got to end the week. I know, I know, it's sad. Fear not... Read More
Hey Freaks! Today I've got a big show for you with some crazy news stories, voicemail mesages, and yet another... Read More
Hey Freaks! Hope you guys had a great weekend! I'm so glad to be back to start a whole new... Read More
Hey Freaks, Displaying once again how stupid I really am, I accidently refer to today's show as "Thursday, May 11,... Read More
Hey Freaks, Sorry, but no show today. Instead, enjoy a classique episode. I'll be back tomorrow with brand new fucked... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday show, and we'll be back on Monday to start a whole new week! On Today's... Read More
Hey Freaks, One word to describe today's show: "yikes". It'a not pretty, but if you'd like to punish yourself, tune... Read More
Hey Freaks! Yes, it's Monday and that kind of sucks, but fear not! I'm here to help you get through... Read More
Hey Freaks! Today I present to you a Best-Of Show! I was unable to record a new show today because... Read More
Hey Freaks! Uh-Oh, it's Tuesday, which means another installment of Sextastic Tuesday: the idiotic bit where I read you weird... Read More
Hey Freaks! We end the week right with some crazy news stories for you. Plus, Stephen Hawking sings for you!... Read More
Hey Freaks! We've got another big show for you today. Along with the news of the weird, we've got a... Read More
Hey Freaky Deakys! It was an awesome weekend, but I'm so excited to be back to start a new week... Read More
Hey Freaks! Another super late recording session. Today's show is...well, it's an abortion. I think. I really don't know because... Read More
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show, and don't forget to send in any strange news stories you run across. If you... Read More
Hey Freaks! We end the week right with a bunch of truly twisted news. Have a great weekend, and we'll... Read More
Hey Freaks, We've got a big show for you today! Is it offensive? Yeah. But that's the way you like... Read More
Hey Freaks! We're back with a new show! And it's not even in Spanish! Exclamation points!! On Today's Show: -... Read More
Hey Freaks, I've always been honest with you regarding the program, so I feel a certain responsibility to just lay... Read More
Hey Freaks, We're back with another all new show! Huzzah! I'm trying to get back into the swing of things... Read More
Hey Freaks, I'm still super sick. I'm going to try doing a new show for tomorrow. If anyone wants to... Read More
Hey Freaks! What a show we have for you today! In addition to the news of the weird stories, I... Read More
Hey freaks! Take a listen to this Classique episode of DV and we'll be back tomorrow with a brand new... Read More
Hey Freaks! Back here for the Friday show! Since we played a best-of show yesterday, I felt bad and decided... Read More
Hey Freaks, I have nothing to say so...umm...Mayonnaise. On Today's Show: - Feces in the mail! (Don't lick the envelope)... Read More
Hey Freaks! It's all come to this. We finally find out who has won the stale kaiser E-bay auction! On... Read More
Hey Freaks, Back with the Thursday show! Enjoy the program and remember: stay away from the brownies. On Today's Show:... Read More
Hey freaks! We've got a great show filled with voicemail from listeners, painful music, a stale kaiser roll update, and... Read More
Hey Freaks! We made it through another week together! I had a blast and hope you did, too. We end... Read More
Hey freaks! Enjoy the program! On Today's Show: - A naked man with a sword! - A naked man covered... Read More
Hey freaks! Hope you guys had a great weekend. I'd love to hear about it, but we don't have because... Read More
Hey freaks! It's another crazy podcast full of strange, weird, disgusting, wonderful stuff! On Today's Show: - What are pineapple... Read More
Hey freaks! It's an educational program today as Distorted View teaches you a few lessons you'd never hear in school.... Read More
Hey freaks! We made it to the end of another week! Enjoy the show, and we'll see you back on... Read More
Ugh, If you havent heard, my hosting provider didn't like me having tons of videos and podcasting mp3's on their... Read More
Happy Valentine's Day! We've got a great show for you today, including a special V-day message you can send to... Read More
Hey freaks! On Today's Show: - Trying to make gay penguins go straight - Scalping children in the name of... Read More
Hey my twisted little freaks! We're back with an all-new episode of Distorted View Daily for you to feast upon!... Read More
It's Friday and I've got one more dose of Distorted View for you before we call it a week! Remember:... Read More
Back here with your hump day edition of Distorted View Daily! By the way, did you know today is National... Read More
Greetings! Hope you freaks had a great weekend! I got a few E-mails wondering how many people are subscribing to... Read More
Hey freaks! Back here with the Thursday show! Remember, if you run across a funny or strange news story, send... Read More
Hey freaks! Today we're playing a Best-Of Show from 2002 when Distorted View Daily was heard on 1-800 Telephone service... Read More
The mystery of my stolen car has been solved. If you've been following this aspect of my life, tune in... Read More
Back here for your hump day show! What else can I say? On Today's Show: -Killing your mother with the... Read More
Welcome back, everybody! Hope you all had a great weekend. I haven't had any takers on our "Buy Tim A... Read More
What a day. It was awful. Listen to the show to learn all about my crappy life! Despite my grave... Read More
Hey freaks! Check out the new page! Pretty snazzy, huh? Yeah, well, the links don't work. So don't try clicking... Read More
It's Friday! Everybody is working for the weekend, baby. Not me, though. We don't do shows on the weekend. So... Read More
Hey freaks, welcome to Tuesday! Settle in for a brand new episode of Distorted View. On Today's Show: -Finger-Eating -Hot... Read More
Hey freaks, Ok, I've been a bad, bad host. I took my hosting responsibilites and pissed on them like an... Read More
Here's another best of show for you. I promise that tommorow will be a brand new, never-heard show. Don't hold... Read More
Hey Freaks! What a big, exciting day! First, Distorted View's new short film is officially online and viewable! You know... Read More
Hey freaks! It's Friday! Enjoy the show because we've saved the best for last. We will be back on Monday... Read More
Hey freaks, Got a new show for you to feast upon. Sorry if I come off as a little tired,... Read More
Welcome back, freaky deakies! Hope you had a fan-fucking-tastic weekend! I'm well rested and back with yet more audio distortion... Read More
Hey! It's our very first new show podcasting! I'm so excited! Hope you freaks enjoy the program and tell your... Read More
05/13/17 - Tim's Note: It appears I can't find the mp3 of this show anywhere. If anyone has this in... Read More
This show originally aired on TellMe Networks on February 1st, 2002. On the program: We talk about an upcoming documentary... Read More
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